THESE BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS!

These Bloodsucking Bastards!

thing is a bloody slice of work. It's got all the things you need for a great time: blood, humor, and a narrative that will grab you until the finish. Trust me, you need to see it before Fucking bed bug you get the chance. Some of people say it's the best thing they've recently seen. Don't believe how funny it is. My Bed Bug Ph

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Those Fucking Crasers The Bloody Lot of Them

I swear to god, it's like they crawl out from the grave every time. I just spent forever cleaning everything with that overpriced stuff, and now they're back. This is seriously fucked. I'm starting to think I should just burn the whole place down. Where the hell do they even get in? DoI need about this? Am thinking about getting a cat. I'm at my w

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That Fucking Crasers The Bloody Lot of Them

I swear to god, it's like they crawl out from the dead every fucking day. I just spent forever scrubbing everything with that overpriced stuff, and now they're just laughing at me. This is getting out of hand. I'm starting to think I should just burn the whole place down. What the hell do they even breed so fast? Dothe landlord care about this? Sh

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Those Damn Bed Bugs!

You climb out of bed one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your arms. You curse those creepy crawlies, because those damn bed bugs have invaded your apartment. It's a gross situation, and it seems like they're everywhere. They creep in the seams of your mattress, waiting to attack when you're most vulnerable. They leave you with

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